I have fallen in love with the servant… he’s so cute and cool!

Illustration by Suraj Lokare

Like in the movies, I think I have fallen in love with the servant (okay, let me be politically correct and call him house help). I know it’s not going to be smooth-sailing, and there may be some disconnect in the way we have been brought up and our aspirations for the future, but he’s so cute and cool. Please advise.

Oooh this is so thweet.. Imagine the house you guys will manage. It will all be super squeaky and clean. Sweetheart, love is beyond housekeeper and housekeeping so just stop worrying about what the world thinks of you; Just do what your heart tells you too..

But let me caution you… It’s not going to be easy and you ought to be sure of him and his background and everything that goes with that. So check all that you need to, and then do your own thing…

Dr Know’s Gyaanology: Love is blind and I believe in that too sweetie but make sure you know where you are heading. How long have you known him. Do you know anyone else in the family ? What is his story? What does he believe in? Does he have a dream that’s strong and probable? Does he actually love you?

Is this infatuation? Is this desire? Sorry, baby, but these are the questions you need to ask coz commitments aren’t as simple as they may seem. Be sure of what you are getting into. Don’t end up being embarrassed by someone who chides you for going around with your house help. May god be with you…! Amen.

My girlfriend is three years older than me. It’s not my fault. When I fell in love with her, I didn’t find out her age. But now my family is upset with the information. They say it’s not a healthy thing to have your wife so much older than you. What is your view? How do I convince them?

I agree with them totally! I mean how unhealthy can you get? Health and spouse age are directly linked after all; Symbiotic relationship etc etc. Now don’t tell me you didn’t know this universal truth…!

Hmmmm, this is what happens when you don’t enjoy the exotic wines and whiskies of the world!! If you did, a good vintage would be priceless for you and for them too.. Now now, don’t you think I am encouraging anyone to drink; Alcohol is dangerous and does funny things to your liver and lots of other things. So stay away! But, yes, learn to enjoy a good vintage. Maybe your parents should too…

Dr Know’s Gyaanology: Get your fundas straight darling! You’re marrying the girl, not the Gregorian Calendar. And beyond a point, how does it matter what your parents think? If she’s the girl for you, just go ahead and get married. You have a life ahead and being a thumbsucking kid isn’t going to get you very far. Get your spine in oder and take control of your life for God’s sake!

I am in a relationship with my best friend from B-school. And she’s a girl too. We’ve both got jobs in pretty good jobs, and as it happens in Pune. In Mumbai, they don’t easily give flats on rent to single girls or guys. What is the case in Pune? I know you will ask me to contact a housing website, but I so love your website…. 🙂

Not to worry my doll. Many a house and flat available in Amchi Pune! We are most friendly and love these love stories. And two pretty girls are always welcome.. ( psst, if you can’t find a place, let me know )..

But jokes apart, it isn’t really difficult to get accommodation in Pune considering this is a huge IT and Education hub. Plenty of young girls staying together; No ones going to be bothered about your personal relationship or whatever.. You can hold hands and walk around the colony for all they care. Most pundits have better things to worry about…

Dr Know’s Gyaanology: it is however advisable for you to keep your emotions under check. Using a power megaphone from the balcony to announce this wonderful relationship isn’t called for.

You know what I mean don’t you, sweetie? Just don’t excite your landlord and real estate agent.

I have recently discovered my boyfriend has high BP, even though he is just 27. Is that reason enough for me to call off my relationship?

What is this world coming to!!!!????  Suffering from BP or Hypertension as it is known medically, isn’t a crime for god’s sake! It’s as much as your chronic dandruff or the Acne Vulgaris you suffer from. Wake up kid, it’s time to smell the coffee..

Dr Know’s Gyaanology: Poor chap. He ought to watch out. If he has BP at this age its probably caused by the wrong girl in his life! Before sorting his health, he ought to be reviewing his relationships. I wish him luck. And, yes, bro, if your’e reading this column, just dump her and move on. She has acne and a flatulence issue.