Youth central- Pune has the hottest pubs, the coolest weather and apparently some really cheesy folk. We bring you the cheesiest pickup lines of 2017…
Guaranteed to have you in splits, these might just make you rue singlehood when you read what lies in store out there! If you want to further your education when it comes to pick up lines and learn how to actually say a good pick up line (one that people won’t just cringe at), then you can check out this site here: https://www.knowledgeformen.com/the-ultimate-guide-to-good-pick-up-lines/.
Keep on reading for our top picks!
The Environmental Angle :
‘You’re my ozone layer’
“It’s the corniest one I’ve gotten to date”, confesses Sanchita Advani explaining that the guy went on to say he couldn’t survive without her. “Well technically it was a proposal.
Through gritted teeth I refrained from pointing out that CFC’s are killing the ozone. Instead, I muttered his lines were akin to UV rays !
The Philanthropist Guy :
‘Have I seen you at a blood donation camp?’
“A guy asked me this in an ATM queue! It was all I could do to not burst out laughing. I mean, do I look pale-faced as if I donate a lot or was he just trying to be my blood-sucker?” rues Vishaka Deora with a twilight reference.
The Weird Gal :
‘Your fly is open.
Huh? No it isn’t.
Haha, made you look! So, what are you doing here?’
“She asked me this at the doctor’s clinic while I’m mid-sneeze. Demented chick is all I can say”, laughs Rajat Dani.
The Occasional Gutsy Gal :
‘You look a lot like my next boyfriend’
“Hey, I’m a guy crippled with social anxiety. So a chick pulling just about any line gets 10/10 for trying. Who cares if she chose it from a lame movie. Needless to say, she got my number,” grins Kunal Menon.
Meet the Inventor :
‘I’ll have to Invent a Portable Air-Conditioner..
Um. What. Why?
‘Because you’re so hot babes I’mma need it.’
“The crappy English, the horrid line- I had no words. I just made myself scarce”, shudders Vinita Mishra.
Cringing yet? But hey, when we promise you cheesy- we Deliver!
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