My bf thinks I’m a lesbian coz I have sleepovers with my girlfriends…

Dr Know, don’t you think our forefathers (and mothers) were a far more promiscuous lot than we are today… look at the stuff that’s on the walls of a Khajuraho. Can we expect people to put up such stuff in any modern structure today? What say?

Oooore baba! Your ancestors must be ekdum turning in their graves with all these things you are saying. Tsk tsk, poor things.

But jokes apart, you have a point there! Those Khajuraho … are quite something. The kamasutra in stone I call it.

And what dimensions, darling. Solid stuff, I say! I mean where can you find such amazingly hot men and women now? These ol’ birdies had quite a time, eh?!

Yes, darling your’e right about them being the hot and daring kind but promiscuity I don’t know. I am barely 28, so I don’t know all these things, you know!

Dr Know’s Gyaanology: Yes, we are a pretty “restrained’ lot today, despite all the short, short skirts and stuff. They wrote their passion on stone in those times; We can write all this on Whatsapp at best… ‘Fattu’ (scared booby) types!

And moreover I think we are far more conscious of what the world thinks of us
now. So sex and depiction of the kamasutra will only happen in closed rooms and LCD screens. Stone is a far cry baby!

I read Pune365 with interest every week and specially your column. What happened to Dr Know’s Gyaanology last week? (Pardon my asking this, but I hope you haven’t lose your awesome ‘gyaan’? In the farmer’s market… he he??!!)

Damn! I thought none of my hunks and babies would notice. So sorry darling. You know what, there is this colleague who keeps needling me and he came up to me last week and said Sir, no one reads Dr Know !

Can you imagine, baby? I couldn’t control myself and gave him one slap on his damn buttocks.. Ouch-Ouch, he said but I felt the pain!, So i decided to test this and dropped the Gyaan. Today, I am super-thrilled, darling, coz I can fling your question at his…. with pride.

Dr Know’s Gyaanology: It’s all about ‘Dr Slightly Know’, my colleague.
He is our team’s ‘Clinical Whiskeyologist’. Very smooth, mature, rich, and totally dangerous to health. But what to do..

These challenges and stuff are to be taken with a handful of salt…( did i get that wrong?! ) else it can get you into these compromising positions. He he…

So the next time some monkey pokes at you, just give him a banana and send him off. Don’t egg him on to stay and chew on your limited brains.

I feel very embarrassed when my dad holds my mother’s hand or when my mother does a mwah-mwah with another man? I often turn red, and then both Mom and Dad poke fun at me. Is there something I can do to overcome this trait? Or should I ask Mom-Dad to not get too close to my comfort in my presence?

Why you getting angry, baby? It is perfectly normal for husband and wife to hold hands, isn’t it? Don’t tell me your boyfriend types hasn’t even held your hand so far? Ya ya, I know nowadays hands and all are boring but…

Do learn about the birds and bees, my little baby.

Dr Know’s Gyaanology: Don’t you worry about all this baby! In fact you should be thanking god that they are still holding hands and not screaming at each other like those couples who have nothing better to do..
In fact if i were there, I would say ‘tho thweet’, god bless and all that.

But this mummy doing ‘’mwah-mwah with another man needs to be researched a bit. Is this the Page 3 type ‘mwah-mwah’ or is it those danger ‘mwaah-mwaah’ types? Just check it out baby and let me know ok…

My boyfriend thinks I am a lesbian because I often have sleepovers, and enjoy hanging out with (girl) friends. But I am straight, though I don’t see there’s any thing wrong in being a lesbian. The boyfriend reasons that he doesn’t have any sleepovers with guy friends… and that’s a fact. I don’t see other guys also having sleepovers like girls have. I am worried. Is it that there could be a latent lesbian gene/ trait in me? Please advise.

You’re sure, na? I don’t blame you either way. We babies are the best! But you have a boyfriend and all, so you must be straight types. Unless of course, you are having those platonic scenes. You know what I mean, sitting together and reading ‘ Plato’ etc . No coochie-coo and all that stuff. Only coo-ing to poetry etc. You’re obviously not putting on a show like some of the girls on hdpornvideo.xxx so I don’t think you are a lesbian.

Ya, these boy hunk types don’t believe in ganging up for the night. They don’t own pyjamas na, so it just doesn’t happen! Can you imagine a sleep over without those teddy-bear print pyjamas? Tsk tsk, when will these boys learn.

Dr Know’s Gyaanology: But on a serious note, are you sure you are not getting those feels when you are with your girlfriends? I mean those feels?

Just check and let me know darling, before it becomes trouble. Actually no trouble, since I am also those LGBT activist types so there’s nothing to worry but that poor fellow!

I think you must do some testing but I can’t explain all this now. These 365 types will start making those funny sounds. They are totally old types and they don’t like any you know what na, doll?

And like that, I am going now my babies. But only for now!

I will be back, next week, live and in colour. After all I am the Boss!

I am Dr Know and you can write to me full bindaas on editorial@pune365.com Just say it’s for me, coz I don’t want the ol’ chaps at 365 peer into my hot..mail!

Love you darlings. Stay hot and be well.